Horse the Band

I have never been to a Horse the Band show in my life. I have, however, been a fan of their music for over 10 years. I was a little bummed out that they moved the show to the downstairs (bigger venue but crappier).
Horse the Band came on at their scheduled time (surprising since they are notoriously late) at 9:45 and played until close to 11pm. Their set list was amazing, the plunger (magic wand) was key, Ed Edge tore up the triangle and the whole venue's energy was channeled in as one.
One numbnut said "Band of Horses" and Nathan found that person to give a high five to them. He asked the person to lower their hand a little for a solid high five. Then Nathan bitch slapped that person across the face for insulting them like that. PS. The Bouncer wouldn't let Nathan wear his hat and would knock him out if he touched it again.
PSS. Horse the Band rules.